October 2011
September 2011
i named the mouse that runs around our kitchen gus-gus. im growing rather fond of him… i don’t think my roommates feel the same though
dear citizens of allston
i wonder how many of you get fucked by the cops because you’re not smart enough to know your own rights?
Hello, I am drunk.
I’m sitting here reminiscing and it just hit me like
Holy shit. I actually lived at the Handsome Mansion? That was my house? That place was real life?
No one cares about the Handsome Mansion anymore. Sorry loser.
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i once gave a can scrounger a shit ton of cans, he was soup'd. it's not hard to be a nice girl.
The best scrounger stories are kindness stories.
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Wasted Days & Smiles: Tonight... →
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I’m at a party and a girl comes up to my friends and I while we’re waiting for the bathroom…
Girl: Do any of you live here?
Friends & myself: Noo.
Girl: I’m trying to find a quiet place to read…
Me: You should probably just go home then…
Girl: I don’t feel like leaving… can’t I just go in…
my sister and i have gotten quite the kick out of the rummager chaos you've been dealing with today. i got woken up by a singing rummager last week and yelled
I hope you yelled politely or the masses will set upon you.
To Asian Bottle Collector Hater: Not to mention, those people taking bottles out of YOUR trash are doing the job YOU should have done... Recycling. Lazy ass wipe. There's no excuse for not respecting the earth. Even if you do want to keep Allston shitty, let's at least not destroy the planet we live on... You should never have children. Get sterilized.
F’realz. I’m also pretty sure that making bank off of skunked old beer cans is in tandem with “keeping Allston shitty.”
Hey racist asswipe who whined about the woman who goes through your recycles: learn some race analysis, learn some class analysis, learn some class. People collect the cans and shit you buy, drink, and discard to get the $.10 or whatever refund per bottle they get when they bring the bottles to the recycling place. For some people that's their major source of income. Not because it's a lot of money, but because poverty and precarity suck and Allston aluminum&glass is dependable income.
Word.
